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DAYLIGHT SAVINGS

            Do not forget to burn the clocks.

            Collect every timepiece in the house into a trash bag or suitcase. Miss no detail. Strip the wall, then your wrists. Confiscate all cell phones. Take the back of a hammer to the digital displays on the oven and DVD player. Drag everything to the road. The neighbors will already be there.

            Empty your clocks onto the pile and watch it rise. First, the collection is small as a child. Then more clocks come and it grows; now large as a minivan, now cresting towards rooftops, and higher. Do not forget gasoline’s perfume—its song, its sharp lick. Do not forget to pray when that match comes alive. O, what miracle, that such a speck can birth a new day.

            The Melsworths have set the picnic tables with deviled eggs and hamburger patties. Josephine Baker brought the good Foreman grill, and her boys are barricading off the street. They’re good boys. Their arms flash gold with traffic cones. They sprinkle nails onto pavement as if sowing seeds, in case a car tire lingers too near. The Wells twins drive boot heels into grandfather clocks. See wood crack against the sidewalk like a jaw. The sky is leaking light.

            Winter has gone on too long. Darkness begets darkness, but no longer. Today, fire is rising. Today, the Hendersons and Tom Maclay shatter an hourglass with a baseball bat, and Tom’s daughter, Lily, plays the fiddle. Today, the sun will return. To your left, you take Widow Redding’s hand. The sun will return. Josephine takes your right hand. The sun will return. You welcome the heat. The sun is here. The sun is in the street. It is in your hair, it is under your fingernails, it is the tongue in your mouth. The sun, the sun, praise be, hallelujah, you are banishing the dusk.

 

 

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EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!! REPOST… IT COULD SAVE A LIFE!!! WARNING: a Hopatcong woman was driving home from work & had to stop for gas. When she went up to pay, the cashier told her to call the police—he had seen a MAN CLIMB INTO THE TRUNK of her car!!! When the police arrived, they found a convicted killer hiding in the trunk WAITING for the woman to return. WARNING LADIES!! This is a new tactic KILLERS are using to TRICK VICTIMS! Tell your mothers/sisters/friends. Just last week, a woman was not so LUCKY. She stopped for gas and didn’t see a man get into her trunk. Three weeks later, she opened the trunk & found his BODY!!! He had suffocated. He had drunk spare motor oil. He had written his name on every page of the Atlas. His pockets were full of Twinkie wrappers and presidential commemorative coins. The woman took him into her house & propped him up at her kitchen table. She took off his clothes & dressed him in her best business pantsuit. She boiled cardamom and licorice root in a copper pot & soaked his hands in it until his hands started moving again. Then the woman brought a bowl of potatoes & a potato peeler to the dead man & told his hands to work & the dead man’s hands peeled all the potatoes & cut them up & the woman then folded the dead man into the pot with the potatoes & made a stew. PLEASE SHARE THIS POST!!! It could SAVE THE DEAD!! If you think someone you know might be re-animating corpses at their kitchen table CALL 911!!!! Did you know that cardamom & licorice are sold at GROCERY STORES??! If you see someone buying them, call the police! You can also call 626 to alert The Beyond. The Beyond will arrive with 4 squad cars. They will open all the trunks in Hopatcong. Everyone will wonder why every car trunk sprung open at once without prompting. You will know, but you CAN’T TELL that you know. PLEASE POST THIS AS YOUR STATUS!!!! THIS APPLIES TO ALL 50 STATES! PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS & FAMILY—IT CAN SAVE A LIFE…